domingo, 25 de enero de 2015

4 Metano. Las 4 Técnicas Supremas

4. The 4 Supreme Techiques

- I am glad that there are still insane people who are trying hard to learn the millennial science of wind-rectal... Tell me, do you dominate the four supreme techiques?

- Well... the fatuous fire and the solid gas, yes, I have dominated...  with the elevation, I can control it.... But the gasification... If you would give me some pieces of advice.

- Gasification....

- Ejem...

- Oh man! Fefis!
- Chimbo! Mi money!

- But...

- oh!!! Perfect gasification and eighth-level transcendent smell. I have my confidence back.
- Damn it!!!

domingo, 18 de enero de 2015

3 Metano.Metano meets el Chimbo.




3.Metano meets el Chimbo. 

- The tatoo is so cool.
- It is scabies. 

- Oh, I thought it was a snake. 
- Who send you?

- No one, I am a humble follower of your art. 

- I am fancinating how you recreate different resonant landscapes and there magnificent visual effects, by the explusion of methane. 

- I always bring this guide with me, to become a master of gas that you wrote... Look!
- eh-Oh

- I remember I had wrote a book, but I thought it was the cooking recipe.
- And I have a cassette with one of your recital. 

domingo, 11 de enero de 2015

2 Metano.El Chimbo está vivo


2.  Chimbo is alive!!

- So weird...

- Wonderful! ... I heard you had died from overdosing.

- Some of my mates who shared the same needle, yes, they died....

- .... That period, I left for a while. 

- To the forskin-shape island. 
- No, to the prison. 

domingo, 4 de enero de 2015

1. Metano

1. Methane

- Puf....! I am late again to work. I cannot resist dig into those trash-cans..... I know which is her shampoo. 

- Who is that sinister person? 

- One moment!

- Excuse me! With the sun-glasses, you look like a dear ex-junkie.... Is that you? 

- They are not sun-glasses.... They are eye-bags.

- and, yes, I am the CHIMBO.